A Tale Between Two Leather Jackets

A Tale Between Two Leather Jackets
Written by Teru Noji

[Intro]

C C G F x 8 

[Verse 1]

C

I was at Rue du Quatre-Septembre,
F
one foggy Friday night after work

C C G F C C G F

C                                                    

There comes a dude crushing hash,
F
his nails so black and red popping eyes

C C G F C C G F

 C                    

“Yo Chinois (Yo Chinese),
                                       F
gimme your light & rolling papers, c’mon ching chong”

C C G F C C G F

C                                            

I felt so disturbed I just
F
ignored the dude and walked away

C C G F C C G F

C

But he was still after me,
F
he said something in French,

[Bridge 1]

E                   F

I didn’t understand,
                                     C
said “what?” and turned around

                                     F

He punched me in the face
                              A
and kicked my little butt

[Chorus]

B

I screamed and shout,
 D
“Excusez moi-monsieur, (excuse me sir)

B

my name ain’t Chinois,
                                   D
got a name from ma & pa,

B

I ain’t no Chinois,
                                D
I’m god damn Japonais (Japanese)

B                                                             

I’m from the land of rising sun, Made in Japan!”

C C G F x 4

[Verse 2]

C                                        

In case you don’t know,
                       F
I’m afraid your daddy’s Nissan is Made In Japan

C C G F C C G F

C                                    

your mommy’s juicer mixer and her
F
cooking knife is Made In Japan

C C G F C C G F

C                         

your little brother’s Honda and his
F
Nintendo is indeed Made In Japan

C C G F C C G F

C                            

your sister’s giant dildo hidden
F
under her bed is Made In Japan

C C G F C C G F

C                      

your Calvin Klein underwear is
F
full of shit stain,

[Bridge 2]

E                           F

that ain’t Made In Japan,
                        C
you stupid little brat, 

                          F

don’t you call me Chinois,

                                              C

don’t step on my ox blood red Docs 

                                   F

you’re wearin’ a leather jacket,
                                A
but you don’t rock at all, no, no, no

[Chorus]

B

I screamed and shout,
                     D
“Excusez-moi monsieur, 

B

my name ain’t Chinois,
                                   D
got a name from ma & pa,

B                                                   D

I ain’t no Chinois, I’m fuckin’ Japonais

B                                                          

I’ll stick some wasabi into your smelly ass

C C G F C C G F

[Chorus]

B

I screamed and shout,
                     D
“Excusez-moi monsieur, 

B

my name ain’t Chinois,
                                   D
got a name from ma & pa,

B

I ain’t no Chinois,
                           D
I’m fuckin’ Japonais

B                                                          

I’ll stick some wasabi into your smelly ass

[Outro]

C C G F C C G F

I’ll stick some wasabi into your smelly ass

C C G F C C G F

I’ll stick some wasabi into your smelly ass

C C G F C C G F

I’ll stick some wasabi into your smelly ass baby,
          C
and it hurts

[then end with a C]